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What not to say to a parent

May 19, 2009

The Guardian are offering this helpful guide right now.

May I suggest some things not to say to parents? It generally doesn’t work…

“I HATE you!”
“Claire’s mum is WAY cooler than you.” 
“But everyone else is going to the all-night rave!”
“What’s wrong with Mental Mo?! She’s my best mate!”
“I’ll just watch Neighbours/Hollyoaks/Eastenders/Gok Wan/this film and then do my homework.”
“But cider is just like apple juice…”

Any others?

2 Comments leave one →
  1. June 5, 2009 7:19 pm

    “But it’s a natural herb!”

    “I prefer my other dad”

    ” I can’t wait for the new series of Big Brother” (my daughter actually said this)

  2. June 5, 2009 8:02 pm

    ah, i’ve got one:
    “They’re someone else’s. They asked me to look after them…”

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