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The Ronseal of films…

February 26, 2008


Excellent post here. Utterly fabulous, do please check it out.

And then come back and read mine:

Muriel’s Wedding (Fat girl loses weight and gets married)
Fight Club (Norton is Pitt all along, but we do not talk about it)
High Fidelity (Self obsessed, immature man grows up)
The Breakfast Club (What everyone wishes Saturday detention was really like)
Ocean’s 11 (Cool dudes rob bank in super cool way)
Ocean’s 12 (Your Dad tries to rob a bank in a very dull way)
Ocean’s 13 (Yay, the coolness is back!)
(Cloverfield (What the FUCK was that?!)
Jurassic Park (Glass of water moves scarily)
Stand By Me (Kids walk along a railway line to an excellent soundtrack)
My Own Private Idaho (Two Hollywood hotties snog. Then River Phoenix falls asleep)
The Ring (Freaky girl kills TV addicts)
Lord of the Rings (Little boy looks for a ring, while Orlando Bloom looks wistful)
Dirty Dancing (Yup, no need there)

Any others?

One Comment leave one →
  1. Stuarty-Boy permalink
    February 26, 2008 3:02 pm

    The Crying Game (That burd is actually a bloke)

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