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February 26, 2008


OMG! i jes cant wait 2 get m hands on this range – i mite jes ave 2 Q outside topshop 4 it! ven i’d b jes lik my idol amy!

I’m Xpecting:

Emaciated body suit
Tiny stained jean hot pants
Skank ho wigs
Track-mark stickers for legs, arms and any other available skin
Chav fake tattoos
Incoherent speech amplifier
Liquid eyeliner with a one-inch brush for that oh-so-hip trawled-on look
Auto-Smudge red lipstick
Eau de Camden booster pre-fag ban

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  1. Who permalink
    February 27, 2008 12:19 pm

    Did I tell you I’m an Avon lady? The skank ho look is so now, boy am I cashing in with a gr8 deal. Buy the lippy and eyeliner, get a crack pipe free.

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