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Another celebrity wanker…

October 1, 2007

I always thought Ulrika Johnson was cool. Gladiators, Vic and Bob. But after her outburst on Saturday Night’s Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway – and reading this story – I’ve come to realise what a self-obsessed, fame hungry, saggy titted bint she really is…

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. Clair permalink
    October 1, 2007 10:11 pm

    Ooh, what did she say on Saturday?

  2. Badger Madge permalink
    October 2, 2007 8:29 am

    Scroll to about 1 minute in… Wanker.

  3. Five-Centres permalink
    October 3, 2007 11:24 am

    She really is awful. She’s got a hump back too, and no one’s allowed to mention it or film it. How she keeps it from everyone i don’t know.

  4. BPP permalink
    October 3, 2007 1:59 pm

    Like Richard III eh? And look how HE turned out. Has her sister got any kids? Because if she has, I’d keep ’em well out of Ulrika’s hands, the usurping crouchback bitch.

  5. Badger Madge permalink
    October 3, 2007 6:37 pm

    saggy tits… all i see are those horrid saggy tits…

  6. Clair permalink
    October 4, 2007 4:34 pm

    I notice now her News of the Screws gig has ended, she’s now writing about her love life in the Daily Mail – ‘Yes, women do love a cad! (and I should know, I’ve dated plenty). She’s turning into one of those Lowri Turner-esque figures whose life is just grist to the mill of well-paid journalism that exploits your personal life. Believe me, I could write tons of those features, but I don’t want Edna Welthorpe of North London to know my private business.

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