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The worst fashion adviser in the world

August 10, 2007

So BB loser Charley is in talks to launch a new teen make-over show. The possible show, Charley’s Angels, will see Charley giving fashion tips and advice to fashion victim youngsters. Surely Charley isn’t the best person to give fashion advice though. She could hardly dress herself in the BB house, frequently coming out of the bedroom in just a shirt, knickers and knee-high boots. Ick.

I heard that, because Charley gave far too much away in her post-eviction press conference, she was struggling to get ‘deals’ – they all had the stories they wanted and didn’t want to offer her the six-figure pay off she wanted. Subsequently, Charley has had to settle with a Z-list agent and a paltry 20,000.

So here are a few TV show ideas I’ve come up with to help the girl along a bit:

Charley’s Chapels & Inns
Charley goes around the UK, dressed in a bowler hat, baggy black trousers and toothbrush mustache and delves into the world of chapels and Inns. Along the way, she gets into high jinks such as getting her foot stuck in a bucket and being chased by policemen.

Charley and the Chocolate Factory
Charley visits Cadburys and starts fights with the workers there, whilst calling their chocolate pathetic.

Charley’s Bucket
Spin-off of Charley and the Chocolate Factory. Charley shows off her bucket.

Charley’s Brown
Charley sits in a squat, injecting heroin.

Any other ideas folks?

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5 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2007 7:30 pm

    charley’s angels

  2. Anonymous permalink
    August 11, 2007 7:32 pm

    oh my bad i didnt read it properly ^^

  3. Badger Madge permalink
    August 13, 2007 7:56 am

    Good to know that my faithful readers take due care and consideration when reading my posts… Hmmmm

  4. Piqued permalink
    August 13, 2007 3:30 pm

    Charley’s charlie

    In which the plastic titted git is forced to take line after line of sniff at gunpoint until, inevitably, she convulses her melted internal organs out of her mouth

  5. Anonymous permalink
    August 14, 2007 1:48 pm

    Charley Says

    An advice show for teenagers, the main thrust of which is making sure that they tell their Mum’s where they’re going before the go out at night.
    Soundtrack by the Prodge.
    Animated cat optional.

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