Skip to content

Get me out of here…

November 14, 2006

Right then, blogger fans. Sorry for the long break but alas, the day job has to come first after all (until I get paid for this malarkey, it’s gotta come second).

Due to erm… popular demand (see comment on the IACGMOOH post), here’s a picture of Mylene having a shower. Sticking out ribs and all.

Away from girls with an obvious eating disorder, and on to more serious business. David Guest. He is more Mr Potatohead now, than man… And what’s going on with his hair? It like that scene in Jackass The Movie II where they make a pube-beard and blue it on one of their poor team’s face… It gross, you can clearly see his scalp all the way along. Ewww. Apart from that, he does seem a bit of a dude – deftly handing a snake in the pre-jungle ho-down, while explaining that he had encountered snakes at Michael Jackson’s house (yes, yes… I don’t think a wry remark is needed here, do you?). He’s a cross between Mr Potatohead and Jack Osbourne, I’m thinking. There’s definitely a chubby teen in there somewhere. Apparently he refused to do the bunjee jump for fear of the pressure/altitude doing something weird to his face. Dude. Your face is already weird. Maybe it would have fixed it somehow?

Aaaanyway, so far I’m surprised Anstis is becoming a bit of a ladies’ man. I always thought he was gay… Jan seems lovely and reminds me of my mum, bless her (and gorgeous). Hating Scott, and that bird off Footerballer’s Wives with the freakishly pouty lips. Loving the Donovan, and hoping his wise ways (ahem) will rub off on Matt. Oh, and I can’t get over Faith’s boobs. No rilly, I can’t get over them… Help me…

Advertisements
3 Comments leave one →
  1. Anonymous permalink
    November 14, 2006 4:14 pm

    WOW YOU MUST BE ABLE TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE LIKE DESMOND FROM LOST

    JACKASS 2 ISNT OUT IN THE UK UNTIL NOVEMBER 24

    THANKS FOR THE PICTURE OF MYLEEEEEENE
    BUT ITS A BIT SMALL ISNT IT? I CANT EVEN SEE HER NIPPLES

  2. Anonymous permalink
    November 20, 2006 6:05 pm

    since when does myleen klass have an “obvious eating disorder”?

  3. Madge permalink
    November 21, 2006 9:35 am

    1) Since she admitted it herself (back in the Hear’say days
    2) Since her ribs poke out through her sides. That’s not natural (or attractive IMHO)

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: