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Ooooh, matron

August 16, 2006

I can’t believe I’m going to say this, but my sympathies lie with Kate Lawler. She of the god-awful hair extensions and terrible skin (buy some moisturiser and cover–up, girl) is having to endure a few days with Love Island’s answer to Sid James. “Wow, it’s so big,” says Kate of the boat they’ll be spending the afternoon on. “Why thank you. So’s the boat, har har,” is Brendan’s reply. “Ooooh, I’m starving,” moans Kate. “I’ve got something you can nibble on!” is Brendan’s witty retort. I’ve been in Kate’s situation, where you can’t escape an innuendo machine, and it’s not nice. So kudos to her for bearing with it, and not punching the crap out of old throbbing-nuts himself.

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