He’s baaack…

Oh lord god almighty. Are they that desperate? Do they really have such little regard for their own programme that they feel they have to dredge up this nobody again in a desperate hope for ratings? This is my reaction to the ‘news’ that Paul “wanker” Danan is set to haul his sad sorry arse back onto Not-Celebrity Love Island. How little dignity must he have left to go back after that disastrous turn last year. It’s not as if he got any work of any worth out of it the first time. So how he thinks it’s a worthwhile career development plan, I have no idea… So I suppose he’s found his love before he’s even set foot back there – he and the makers are as desperate as each other…