Two new inmates

Er… does anyone think there’s something slightly strange about one of the new housemates? No, not the fact that they’re yet more loud, screeching, page three girls. No, I’m talking about the Shebaz replacement ‘Sam’. She’s quite tall, has a deep voice and large hands… Hmmm…

Ah ha! Davina has just revealed all. Wonder how long it’ll take Glyn to find out about ‘Sam’… Hmm, well if it took me all of six seconds, it’ll take them at least six days.

And, yes Glyn, she could fucking hear you sing! Find something else to talk to Ashlynn about, eh?

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