Posted in awful people, cake, celebrities, celebrity spawn, celebs behaving badly, complaining, egoism, hypocrites, journalism, lazy writing, morons, rude celebs, self importance, stupid people, tossers, wanker, wanky journalism on July 24, 2008 | 3 Comments »
…what a cock. What a total and utter cock.
I love that his letter is riddled with mistakes and that he signs off with “All the best” after berating the subs for a good 13 pars.
My mum’s bloke is related (by marriage) to the Corens. Giles is a cock of the highest variety.
I do hope the [...]
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Posted in awful people, bitching, celebrities, celebrity spotting, embarrassing moments, fake, famous people, fear and loathing, freebies, housemates, legends, morons, rude celebs, tossers, wanker on June 18, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Another trip to London, another screening. Am beginning to feel like one of those proper journos what go to press launches and film previews and stuff. But those who know me know it’s actually because I’ll never pass up a freebie, so it was off to Leicester square for Hancock.
The film itself was fine. The [...]
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TV execs need to pull their fingers out in their unceasing quest to sign up the hot new talent. They’re missing a right corker with Ross Kemp’s nan.
Apparently, right, Ross Kemp’s nan *snigger* records the snooker, yeah? *guffaw* and then watches it ba-hah-hah-haack! *pisses self laughing*
Quick, someone sign Kemp’s nan up to a sit-com!
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Incidentally, just [...]
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Posted in Gok Wan, TV presenters, awful people, bitch, bitching, fashion, fear and loathing, health & beauty, hypocrites, predictable, shopping, stupid people, trashy TV, tagged Ten Years Younger on May 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
The return of Ten Years Younger and not much has changed. They’ve had a nip and a tuck here and there with a new dental lady and make-up artist, but other than that it’s the same old same old. This week it was ex naval mum of many Amanda, who’s real age was 38 but [...]
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Posted in London, The Apprentice, Top Gear, age, anti-climax, awful people, consumerism, fear and loathing, guilty pleasures, lazy, legends, money, morons, stealing ideas, viewer the, young people on May 28, 2008 | 6 Comments »
After weeks of utter disbelief at how slippery Michael ‘Sophocles’ Sophocles managed to grapple onto his position in ‘the interview from hell’, unlike the rest of the British viewing public I’m actually sad to see him go. Yes he was the ultimate damp squib, but think how funny he would have been in next week’s [...]
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Posted in America, Eurovision, Iraq, Labour, Peep Show, Scientists, TV I love, age, animals, anti-bullying, anti-climax, audience vote, awful people, bank holidays, boring TV, buildings, bullying, cats, cheats, childhood memories, comedians, comedy, crap TV, crap pop, cringe, democracy, documentaries, dreams, education, embarrassing TV moments, evil, fake, fear and loathing, fests, getting old, globalisation, guilty pleasures, holiday, issues, lazy, luck, mad, madness, morals, morons, music programmes, national hysteria, pets, phone scams, popstars, science, tacky, talent shows, tear-jerkers, terror, tossers, tagged future, planet, the, we're cocking up the on May 27, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Eurovision
I’ve not sat down to watch this properly since the days of Katrina and the Waves. I remember sitting on the sofa at home, screaming myself hoarse when we won (it was a cracking tune). Labour had just swept to power, the nation were singing manically to “Things Can Only Get Better,” I was wearing [...]
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Posted in Ashes To Ashes, Doctor Who, Dr Who, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, TV I love, The Apprentice, awful people, blogs of note, celebrities, chavs, children's TV, embarrassing TV moments, embarrassing moments, funnies, guilty pleasures, happy, obsessions, soaps, tear-jerkers, tossers on May 7, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Honey, I’m hoooommmeeee…!
Oh good, you’ve been here all along. Great. Well thanks for waiting for me. I must say I’ve really missed you.
Let’s get to it with a traditional BMTV The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
Oh, but first and foremost, I must big up Dave my new editor (ooooh, get her). Dave will be [...]
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Posted in Harry Potter, Location Location, The Apprentice, adverts, anti-climax, awful people, boring TV, celebrities, charity, crap TV, famous people, fear and loathing, films, fired, money, morals, morons, tossers on March 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Just a quick round up of my TV thoughts before a week’s break.
So The Apprentice Does Celebrity Sport Relief (or whatever it was called) was on last night. Not sure it really worked this time for a few reasons. One major flaw was that fact that Siralan hardly appeared at all, and he’s the jam [...]
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Posted in awful people, bitch, bitching, boring TV, celebrities, celebrity spotting, comedians, crap TV, cringe, embarrassing TV moments, famous people, fear and loathing, losers, morons, obsessions, wank on February 2, 2008 | No Comments »
Alan Carr’s Celebrity Ding Dong. How underwhelming? It seemed to hinge on one ‘joke’. That celebrities are rich and ‘civilians’ are… normal.
Hil.Are.I.Ous.
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Posted in Hollyoaks, Ice Dancing, TV presenters, audience vote, awful people, celebrities, celebrity talent shows, chavs, dance, over-rated celebrities, pantomime TV, phone scams, talent shows, tossers, trashy TV, wanker on January 14, 2008 | No Comments »
Dancing on Ice, the most tricky of the celebrity talent show (in that it’s Dancing. On Ice!), returned over the weekend with a slightly new theme, on a new day, with a new judge and new celebs (and I’m sure there were more of them this time…)
Some things have stayed the same – Pip Schofield [...]
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