TV execs need to pull their fingers out in their unceasing quest to sign up the hot new talent. They’re missing a right corker with Ross Kemp’s nan.
Apparently, right, Ross Kemp’s nan *snigger* records the snooker, yeah? *guffaw* and then watches it ba-hah-hah-haack! *pisses self laughing*
Quick, someone sign Kemp’s nan up to a sit-com!
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Incidentally, just [...]
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Posted in The Apprentice, adverts, baddies, cheats, comedy, fear and loathing, guilty pleasures, hypocrites, lazy, losers, marketing, morons, product placement, stupid people, tossers, wank, wanker on May 22, 2008 | 1 Comment »
There are certain tasks I look forward to each year on The Apprentice. The annual ‘get as many things as you can on the list at as cheaply as poss’ task, the ‘advertise some crap task’, the great-for-comedy-value ‘selling things on QVC’ and of course, the final ‘throw a party with all those who [...]
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Posted in Harry Potter, Location Location, The Apprentice, adverts, anti-climax, awful people, boring TV, celebrities, charity, crap TV, famous people, fear and loathing, films, fired, money, morals, morons, tossers on March 13, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Just a quick round up of my TV thoughts before a week’s break.
So The Apprentice Does Celebrity Sport Relief (or whatever it was called) was on last night. Not sure it really worked this time for a few reasons. One major flaw was that fact that Siralan hardly appeared at all, and he’s the jam [...]
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Posted in America, Dr Who, Eastenders, GCSEs, Music, Nigella Lawson, RIP, The Man, adverts, age, awful people, bad writing, boring TV, children's TV, cookery shows, cringe, embarrassing TV moments, evil, fit actors, food, getting old, getting older, good drama, holiday, holidays, music programmes, musicians, national hysteria, pantomime TV, popstars, predictable, repeats, science, wank, wooden performances, young people on January 2, 2008 | 3 Comments »
One of the downers of not writing a thing on the old blog over the festive season is that, when you do come to typing up a little ditty, there’s a mountain of things to mention. And so I won’t. It’s another highlights and lowlights for me. Forgive my laziness, but I’ve just been nursing [...]
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Posted in adverts on August 16, 2007 | 1 Comment »
We’ve all despaired about those financial loan adverts on telly, but I think this little blog sums it up perfectly.
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Posted in adverts, wanker on July 26, 2006 | No Comments »
The bloke from the new Coke Zero advert must be some relative of the kid from the Frosties advert – they have to come from the same annoying, i’d-poke-my-eyes-out-than-listen-to-him gene pool. Every time this ad comes up on the telly I just want to punch this absolute tosser (who can’t seem to undo women’s bras, [...]
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