Posted in Judaism, London, Size zero, addictions, anti-climax, bitching, celebrities, celebrity clothing, celebs behaving badly, chavs, drunken ramblings, famous people, fashion, fear and loathing, mad, madness, mannequins, morals, morons, musicians, predictable, stupid people, tacky, terror, tossers, wanker, young people on February 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
OMG! i jes cant wait 2 get m hands on this range – i mite jes ave 2 Q outside topshop 4 it! ven i’d b jes lik my idol amy!
I’m Xpecting:
Emaciated body suit
Tiny stained jean hot pants
Skank ho wigs
Track-mark stickers for legs, arms and any other available skin
Chav fake tattoos
Incoherent speech amplifier
Liquid eyeliner with [...]
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Posted in Chubby chasers, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Oxford, TV I love, Torchwood, addictions, comedians, comedy, comics, cookery shows, crap TV, crime, fashion, fit actors, magazines, things that make me smile on February 19, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Over a week since my last post. Apologies. I’d list the usual excuses: I’ve been uber busy at work, couldn’t be arsed… But frankly, there’s been bugger all to write about. Yes, I could have mocked Eastenders (yet again) for taking an already-written character from Hollyoaks and plonking her in Walford (surely the Oaks peeps [...]
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Posted in GCSEs, The Man, addictions, anti-bullying, axing shows, bad parents, baddies, being naughty, blogs of note, bullying, chavs, child actors, childhood memories, children's TV, classic TV, getting old, getting older, good drama, morons, national hysteria, originality, other blogs, school, stupid people, tossers on February 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
One of my favourite childhood memories was sitting down to watch Grange Hill with my brother. Our mum didn’t really approve and as we sat watching the comic strip credits, we knew we were being naughty. I remember the days of Tucker Jenkins, Ro-land (for that is how any self-respecting Hill fan pronounces his name), [...]
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Posted in addictions, awful people, babies, bad parents, chavs, childhood memories, cringe, depression, documentaries, doll, embarrassing TV moments, evil, fake, family, fear and loathing, mad, madness, mannequins, obsessions, selfish, stupid people, tossers, trashy TV, women on January 4, 2008 | No Comments »
Cor blimey, so much I wanted to say about Wednesday night’s My Fake Baby but I’ve been so busy in my new job, I haven’t had the chance. Apologies.
On reflection it’s difficult to come down on one side on these women. Part of me feels sorry for them and their rather obvious mental health issues. [...]
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Sorry, but since when was having a few saucy dreams considered sex addiction?
Jesus, if that’s the case, then sign me up. My name is Badger Madge, and I have sex addiction.
Lindsay isn’t addicted to sex. She isn’t even addicted to drugs and rock n roll. She’s addicted to good old fashioned publicity.
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A rather happy accident has just happened. We’ve just had a nibbles run and I requested a DIET Coke or DIET Pepsi. Being a stupid boy who can’t shop, my colleague came back with a PEPSI. Yes, not a diet in sight. Silly boy.
I can’t remember the last time I had a Pepsi. The [...]
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