BMTV’s X Factor drinking game
Yes, it’s the return of the BMTV drinking game (or a post that’s piss easy, and quick to do).
This time it’s the X Factor, which slinks onto the stage, lifts its horse-face at the spot light, opening it’s pouting, lipglossed-slicked mouth ready to belt out yet another fucking Mariah number tomorrow evening. Summer is officially over – the ‘race’ to Xmas Number One is on (for race, see four-month-long advert).
So, take a sip every time…
> Someone says that this year’s X Factor is going to be bigger and better
> Any of the contestants say they’re doing it for “their mum/aunt/dead dog”
> Someone says they’re “putting their heart and soul” into it
> An over-confident non-talent gets shot down and storms off, claiming, “this isn’t the last you’ll see of me”
> Cheryl is introduced as “Cheryl Tweedy”
> A chubby child who can’t sing auditions…
> …and fails to get thru
> …and then their parents have a go at Cowell
> A band name is ironic (eg The Stunners)
> One of Louis’/Cowell™’s scary stalkers auditions
> Some past boybander auditions. Fails. Cheryl cries
> Cheryl does her “I’ve been here before” act
> One of the judges storms off
> It looks like the day is going badly, then someone amazing comes in
Down your drink if…
> Joe McElderry’s coming out is mentioned
> They show Geri Spice getting booed
> Cowell™ makes a bitchy reference to Louis’ sexuality
> Dani makes a homophobic/racist/sexist/anythingist comment
**shotgun**
