Happy 29th Feb y’all. And here’s why ladies should never utilise this oh-so-special day live on national telly.
Poor sod. Not to stereotype or owt, but who’s betting our Mario isn’t ’settling’ with cuddly Emma (who cooks and cleans for him) for a few years til he finds himself a hotter model? I was soooo wishing he’d reply with, “Now Emma, we’ve talked about this. Remember the restraining order?” But the poor sod agreed.
Notice how he looks at the TV crew over the camera man’s shoulder for a few seconds before realising he can’t say no and this is what he’ll be left with for the rest of his life. You can almost see the moment the thought “This is it…” hits, like his life is flashing before his eyes. Poor Emma.
Incidentally, if anyone ever said, “Go on then” to any proposal of mine, the whole thing would be off then and there. “Go on on then,” indeed.
