Posted in Uncategorized on February 29, 2008 | No Comments »
Happy 29th Feb y’all. And here’s why ladies should never utilise this oh-so-special day live on national telly.
Poor sod. Not to stereotype or owt, but who’s betting our Mario isn’t ’settling’ with cuddly Emma (who cooks and cleans for him) for a few years til he finds himself a hotter model? I was soooo wishing [...]
Posted in child actors, childhood memories, films, movies, remakes on February 29, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Was appalled to hear the announcement of The Breakfast Club remake until I read this:
“The comedy drama focuses on five twenty-somethings who become stranded at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport when their flight is bumped.”
Ssssoooooo… not a remake at all then. More a film inspired by, right? More a let’s-link-this-piece-of-
shit-film-to-something-that-was-
great-and-credible-and-
popular kinda film, am I getting close?
And yes, [...]
Posted in Judaism, London, Size zero, addictions, anti-climax, bitching, celebrities, celebrity clothing, celebs behaving badly, chavs, drunken ramblings, famous people, fashion, fear and loathing, mad, madness, mannequins, morals, morons, musicians, predictable, stupid people, tacky, terror, tossers, wanker, young people on February 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
OMG! i jes cant wait 2 get m hands on this range – i mite jes ave 2 Q outside topshop 4 it! ven i’d b jes lik my idol amy!
I’m Xpecting:
Emaciated body suit
Tiny stained jean hot pants
Skank ho wigs
Track-mark stickers for legs, arms and any other available skin
Chav fake tattoos
Incoherent speech amplifier
Liquid eyeliner with [...]
Posted in films, movies on February 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Excellent post here. Utterly fabulous, do please check it out.
And then come back and read mine:
Muriel’s Wedding (Fat girl loses weight and gets married)
Fight Club (Norton is Pitt all along, but we do not talk about it)
High Fidelity (Self obsessed, immature man grows up)
The Breakfast Club (What everyone wishes Saturday detention was really like)
Ocean’s 11 [...]
Posted in Ashes To Ashes, Torchwood, anti-climax, bad sci fi, crap TV, guilty pleasures, implausible TV, lazy writing, morons, tossers, trashy TV, wank on February 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
On the one hand: lovely, shiny new, untouched Ashes to Ashes (episode 4, no less) sitting in its review case in front of me; on the other, Torchwood just recorded off t’telly. And what do I choose? Yup, like some weak-minded idiot, I gave Torchwood yet another chance. I can’t believe it. I feel sick [...]
Posted in Chubby chasers, Eastenders, Hollyoaks, Oxford, TV I love, Torchwood, addictions, comedians, comedy, comics, cookery shows, crap TV, crime, fashion, fit actors, magazines, things that make me smile on February 19, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Over a week since my last post. Apologies. I’d list the usual excuses: I’ve been uber busy at work, couldn’t be arsed… But frankly, there’s been bugger all to write about. Yes, I could have mocked Eastenders (yet again) for taking an already-written character from Hollyoaks and plonking her in Walford (surely the Oaks peeps [...]
Posted in films, movies, shaky-cam, terror, twists on February 11, 2008 | No Comments »
Question: Have you seen Cloverfield yet?
If YES, go to Section A.
If NO, go to Section B.
Section A.
Sixth Sense, Fight Club, Um… The Village… I’m quite chuffed that I managed to avoid all the spoilers and plot twists attached to these movies. But in this day of forum hopping, blog splurging and Facebook meandering, you put [...]
Posted in Ashes To Ashes, Life On Mars, Sequels, TV I love, childhood memories, children's TV, dreams, dressing up, happy, spin offs, things that make me smile, twists on February 8, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“You’re taller than I expected”
“I’m bigger in every department.”
Quick low-down on last night’s Ashes to Ashes launch. In a nutshell – not at all bad. Much better than I was worrying about. Obviously it’s no LoM, but it has its own charms. Namely Gene Hunt and Alex Drake, who have a fantastic, complex, sizzling relationship, [...]
Posted in GCSEs, The Man, addictions, anti-bullying, axing shows, bad parents, baddies, being naughty, blogs of note, bullying, chavs, child actors, childhood memories, children's TV, classic TV, getting old, getting older, good drama, morons, national hysteria, originality, other blogs, school, stupid people, tossers on February 6, 2008 | 1 Comment »
One of my favourite childhood memories was sitting down to watch Grange Hill with my brother. Our mum didn’t really approve and as we sat watching the comic strip credits, we knew we were being naughty. I remember the days of Tucker Jenkins, Ro-land (for that is how any self-respecting Hill fan pronounces his name), [...]
Posted in Primeval, Scientists, Sequels, celebrity crushes, funnies, good drama on February 5, 2008 | No Comments »
It’s not often I admit I’m wrong. So… *fanfare please* I was wrong. About Primeval. And I’m sorry.
After catching me watching an ep or two of the new season, Mr Badger downloaded the first series and we’ve spent the last week churning through it. He liked Abby’s knickers, I like Stephen’s… Well… Stephen basically. Yes, [...]
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