Posted in RIP, TV presenters, being naughty, childhood memories, children's TV, famous people, things that make me smile on January 31, 2008 | No Comments »
Being a Child Of The 80s™I grew up with Jeremy Beadle’s ‘Beadle’s About’, ‘Game For A Laugh’ and ‘You’ve Been Framed’ (this was back then YBF was actually good, ladies and gents). Looking at his biography on Wiki (so pinches of salt taken) you realise just how much of a successful innovator he was:
> Game [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 28, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Quite a bit of coverage last week on Dani Graves and his girlfriend/pet Tasha Maltby. The couple even appeared on LK Today with Lorraine Kelly today.
All I want to say on the matter of their relationship is that if it suits them then fine. She seems happy with it (in fact if reports are [...]
Posted in Torchwood, bad sci fi, bad writing, crap TV, cringe, embarrassing TV moments, evil, fear and loathing, fit actors, tossers, twists on January 24, 2008 | No Comments »
Had a few emails from peeps over the last week asking why I haven’t yet commented on the new series of Torchwood. Well, last week I was off galavanting around London with film directors and simply didn’t have the time (dahhrlink!). Watched last night and… *gag* I hate to say it but *heave* It wasn’t [...]
Posted in Kate Moss, Size zero, TV presenters, What is sexy?, Women's magazines, cake, diet vs full-fat, ice cream, issues, journalism, losing weight, magazines, my body is falling apart, sexy, size zero debate, tossers, trashy TV, wanky journalism, when I rule the world, women on January 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
When the press release came through for last night’s Supersize vs Superskinny (yes, there is *some* degree of planning in all this, however unlikely it seems) I thought it was a joke. The premise: take one heffer and one skinny minny, swap their diets and see what happens. Hmmm… “What do they *think* would happen?” [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
- Why would Shabnam, who was reprimanded just before Xmas for going to R&Rs, suddenly be allowed to go for work reasons?
- Why would Minty and Gus suddenly become best friends with Billy and Honey in order to play twister with them in Pat’s house (a creepy scene if ever there was one)?
- What has [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on January 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Dear HR,
I’m writing with regard to the new management at Walford club ‘R&R’ (London, E20) and a few issues I have been made aware of concerning certain staffing issues.
It has come to my attention that some of these may be in breach of the law (and certainly contracts of some individuals).
I list them below [...]
Posted in RIP, news, tossers on January 15, 2008 | No Comments »
…And finally, there’s a fabulous review of last night’s News At Ten’s terrible return here. Says precisely what I’d’ve said, except more eloquently, like, innit…
Posted in Lost on January 15, 2008 | No Comments »
There are two kinds of people in the world: those who watch Lost and those who don’t.
If you’re looking forward to the eight-episode run due this Feb and fancy a quick re-cap, or if you’ve never got into Lost because you can’t be arsed getting thru it all, then fear not. Here’s Lost episodes 1-3 [...]
Posted in Chubby chasers, Kevin Smith, comedians, comedy on January 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
With the writer’s strike in the US still affecting my television viewing (Heroes has taken an early season break, No Ugly Betty…) it’s fantastic to come across a stunning little ditty in the form of Reaper. Due on E4 soon, the series is about a 21-year-old everyman, Sam who (on his 21st birthday) finds out [...]
Posted in Hollyoaks, Ice Dancing, TV presenters, audience vote, awful people, celebrities, celebrity talent shows, chavs, dance, over-rated celebrities, pantomime TV, phone scams, talent shows, tossers, trashy TV, wanker on January 14, 2008 | No Comments »
Dancing on Ice, the most tricky of the celebrity talent show (in that it’s Dancing. On Ice!), returned over the weekend with a slightly new theme, on a new day, with a new judge and new celebs (and I’m sure there were more of them this time…)
Some things have stayed the same – Pip Schofield [...]
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