Posted in Harry Potter, homophobia on October 31, 2007 | No Comments »
This more or less describes how I reacted to the news.
Now, I don’t really mind either way in which orifice Dumbledore likes to put his wand, but does it really matter? Why all the coverage? Why the celebration? I realise I’m adding to the debate, the commentary etc etc. But I just don’t see why, [...]
Posted in celebrities, celebs behaving badly, madness on October 31, 2007 | No Comments »
Call me heartless but I mustered very little sympathy for Heather Mills’ impassioned plea for the press to leave her alone on this morning’s GMTV.
For someone who has courted the press ever since her marriage to Macca years ago, it seems a little hypocritical to now claim to not want her fame (or [...]
Posted in Gordon Ramsey, Housing programmes, Nanny State TV on October 31, 2007 | No Comments »
So the clocks have gone back, darkness is setting in and Halloween is upon us. With that, the networks have launched their new-season series, two of which started last night on Ch4. Yes, everyone’s favourite smug cow Sarah Beany and her Property Ladder was back for its upteenth series then Gordon ‘Fuckety Fuck Fuck’ Ramsey [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2007 | No Comments »
Welcome to the new-look BMTV!
Apologies for the lack in postings of late. I’ve had my knuckles wrapped at work for blogging on work time (they don’t appreciate me anyway) and it’s difficult to blog at home in the evenings when I’m knackered and all I want to do is sit on the sofa and eat [...]
Posted in bad parents, books, chavs, childhood memories on October 24, 2007 | No Comments »
You start to worry about the future of our great nation™ when you hear that some eleven-year-olds finish primary school unable to read. I mean, think about that for a sec. They can’t even read the word ‘cat’. Or ‘red’. Or ‘wig’. It’s a chilling thought.
When I were a lass, I loved to [...]
Posted in Nigella Lawson on October 22, 2007 | 1 Comment »
“I’m not keen on many skinny things, but these sausages are about the only thing I’ll allow.” Clearly.
Sorry, I know it’s a cheap shot and I can’t really talk, but what the hey, I’m in a bitchy mood, so…
Posted in X Factor on October 22, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Anyone else thinking there some kind of Derren Brown-esque trickery going on in the X Factor this year?Rhiddion: “Oh well, I just HOPE I get through next week.”Alisha: [singing] “You know YOU GOTTA HAVE HOPE, you know you gotta be stroooonnnggg!”Same Difference: “We just HOPE the public like us.”
Even Dermot was at it: “Our [...]
Posted in BBC, Eastenders, Life On Mars, Reality Talent Shows, repeats on October 18, 2007 | 3 Comments »
So the Beeb are to axe 2,000 staff, sell the beloved TV Centre building and air more repeats in order to save cash. Fair play as far as I’m concerned. To be honest, a lot of what the BBC have churned out since I started this blog has been a bit cack. They can’t [...]
Posted in Dragon's Den on October 16, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Thank god for Dragons’ Den last night. I was starting to think that I’d run out of TV to talk about. But no, you can always rely on crazy, desperate people and haughty, self-satisfied millionaires to make good telly.
First up was David Beckham look-a-like Andy, who’s idea for a business was Double Dates, a [...]
Posted in Eastenders, Sport, Ugly Betty on October 15, 2007 | No Comments »
WARNING. THIS BLOG CONTAINS A VIDEO OF SAMANDA’S BARBIE GIRL. PLEASE CLICK AWAY IF YOU’RE LIKELY TO BE OFFENDED.
Haven’t been able to blog for a while due to nasty work things, so here’s a quick run down of what I’ve been watching.
Ugly BettySeason two looks to be shaping up to be just as mad [...]
 | Dave on Not much to say other tha… |
 | Swineshead on Not much to say other tha… |
| Swineshead on Not much to say other tha… |
 | Tim on Let’s get personal: the… |
 | goodbyetoallfat on Thank you for the music, let… |
