It’s not fair, BB!

Big Brother, I am disappointed in you. Not only have you wasted lots of viewers’ time and money in disregarding their wishes by sticking four ex housemates back in, but you’ve given them the opportunity to win BB too – surely that goes against everything BB stands for. Okay, I understand that “BB has the [...]

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Except it isn’t, is it?

I’m all for reality TV. Big Brother, Shipwrecked, even X Factor… But there comes a point where it’s just got to stop. And that’s with Prehistoric Park (ITV, Saturdays 5.50pm). This pseudo-documentary/dramatisation of what would happen if an intrepid naturalist and his slightly mad gamekeeper decided to create their very own Jurassic Park. It involves [...]

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How to pull women

I don’t know about other women, but even if Johnny Depp walked up to me in the street and asked, “Do you want it? Do you want the panda?” I’d no doubt tell him where to get off… Er… OK, maybe not Johnny Depp, but my point being that when 27-stone virgin Neil used this [...]

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The best years of your life…?

Given the choice, I reckon most of us would kill to go (back) to uni. No taxes, low beer prices, nothing to do all day but watch telly (drool)… But I’m not that jealous of the BB housemates, who have gone over all geeky for this week’s shopping task (although I’d kill for a BB [...]

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