Posted in Uncategorized on July 31, 2006 | 2 Comments »
Mr Badger and I are currently undergoing a bit of a Freeview problem. It’s a long story but it seems that, for now, we can only receive good old analogue. Oh, except that we can’t get Five… So that’s just four channels for now then. We’re actually doing pretty well, and I’m surprised that there’s [...]
Posted in Big Brother 7 on July 27, 2006 | No Comments »
I’ve been waiting for this for ages. After weeks of not-very-thrilling twists, turns and general new-house-mate ‘drama’ *snore* the BB makers pull this jail challenge out of the bag and – something happens! The power/no power, rich/poor etc dichomoty in the house is classic Big Brother and just goes to show that if it ain’t [...]
Posted in adverts, wanker on July 26, 2006 | No Comments »
The bloke from the new Coke Zero advert must be some relative of the kid from the Frosties advert – they have to come from the same annoying, i’d-poke-my-eyes-out-than-listen-to-him gene pool. Every time this ad comes up on the telly I just want to punch this absolute tosser (who can’t seem to undo women’s bras, [...]
Posted in Big Brother 7 on July 18, 2006 | No Comments »
Mikey and Imogen are the epitome of the Good-Looking People at their Worst complex. They’re just soooo god-damned fit that they don’t have to bother about any kind of personality. They float along, with the occasional “yeah, babe” “no babe” “three bags full, babe” and generate very little else in terms of actual conversation. Because [...]
Posted in Big Brother 7 on July 14, 2006 | No Comments »
I’m starting to think that Imogen is some sort of robot. She seems able of expressing only a limited number of phrases. “Yeah I know, babes, I know,” and “Joo know what I mean, babes?” being on her most-played list. Plus when Spiral was having a bitch last night in the garden and she stuck [...]
Posted in Love Island on July 13, 2006 | No Comments »
Oh lord god almighty. Are they that desperate? Do they really have such little regard for their own programme that they feel they have to dredge up this nobody again in a desperate hope for ratings? This is my reaction to the ‘news’ that Paul “wanker” Danan is set to haul his sad sorry arse [...]
Posted in Love Island on July 13, 2006 | No Comments »
Colleen had the Love Island lads gawping the other day when she showed off her modeling ‘skills’. “This part of your body isn’t very attractive’” she says indicating her inside upper arm. “So photographers often get you to squeeze it down by your side…” No, dear. They get you to do that so it gives [...]
Posted in Sport, lookalikes on July 12, 2006 | No Comments »
Did anyone notice how the Italian goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon looks a tad like evil Sherriff Underlay (William Fichtner) from Invasion (RIP)? Anyone got any more?
Posted in Love Island, celebrities on July 11, 2006 | No Comments »
From the Love Island website:“Unsuspecting old flames Chris Brosnan and Sophie Anderton will be reunited on Love Island tonight!Can you bear the tension?!”
Er… Yeah, actually I can… Mr Badger and I thought we’d try out our new local and nipped out for a swift half last night before dinner but then got roped into playing [...]
Posted in Eastenders, Hollyoaks on July 11, 2006 | 1 Comment »
What is it with original cast members leaving their meal-ticket jobs eh? First our beloved Mandy ups and leaves Hollyoaks without an extension out of place, and now Wendy Richards (Pawleene Faahlah) has decided that enough is enough and is leaving Enders at Christmas. Perhaps she’s fed up of not having cracked a smile in [...]
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